High Strung movie full length review - Yo, we need more hip hop violinists!
That's right, yo! Hip-Hop violin is where it's at! It's dope. And fresh! Funky street style, yo, and down with the old-school.
I'm glad to see that they FINALLY made a film about this highly under-rated hip-hop instrument. Cause...it's all about Hip-Hop, dawgs! Hip-Hop saved my life. Hip-Hop has always had its fingers on the pulse! Which is saying a lot, cause it doesn't actually have fingers. But that's the monstrous and overpowering strength of Hip-Hop! Hip-hop can, should, and WILL be applied to each and every form of expression which exists. It's already taken over dancing, music, poetry, and fashion, and Hip-Hop isn't done yet! No it isn't! Not be a long shot, beeeeeeeyaches! Hip-Hop's next hostile takeover will be food! That's right, no more boring dishes, Hip-Hop is going to throw its own unique style of gravy all over that ancient food your granny liked.
But wait, Hip-Hop ain't even CLOSE to being done yet. Noe what's next? Finance! Yep yep, the world of money bout to go Hip-Hop, y'all. Are you ready? You betta be! Trips to the bank will never be the same. Hope you got yo baggy pants on.
And just when you though Hip-Hop was tired, and needed a tall glass of iced grape drink, it's gonna do a back-flip and infect gynaecology with its immense and tart flavor, my nukka's! No more boring-azz trips to the doctor, after Hip-Hop revolutionizes the current and stale snatch-quakery!
And why? For what?
Hip-Hop don't have to answer yo dumb questions, so stop askin! Soon, everything will be Hip-Hop. Everything you do, say, feel, ask, and imagine will conform to the Hip-Hop regime. Hip-Hop wont stop until there isn't a single thing under the Hip-Hop sun which isn't ruled by Hip-Hop.
Don't resist Hip-Hop, it is futile.
Have a wonderful Hip-Hop day!